PERSONAL AI ASSISTANTS — YOU OWN THEM

Buy your own
AI assistant.

It's a phone. You plug it in, leave it on the side, and it works for you all day, every day. The thinking happens in the cloud — this device gives it a body, hands and eyes.

Use your own AI key. No monthly fee to us, ever.

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How it works

A cloud brain. A real body.

Most AI is trapped in a chat box. Most "AI hardware" tries to squeeze the entire model onto the device, which is why it is big, hot and expensive. This is neither.

The brain stays in the cloud

Your assistant runs on a frontier model through your own API key. No giant chip needed, no expensive hardware, and it improves as the models improve.

The device is the body

A real phone, plugged in and always on. It has a screen, a camera, a speaker and a battery. It keeps working when your laptop is closed and your phone is busy.

Hands, eyes and apps

It taps, types and reads its own screen, so it can actually finish tasks — and it uses real mobile apps, access a computer agent can't get.

Devices

Pick a body.

Every device is wiped, configured, given an identity and put through a full acceptance test before it ships. Price reflects the handset — the software and setup are included.

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Starter
$99
Motorola — limited stock in hand
  • Full agent installed
  • Own email + number
  • Tested 7/7
  • Auto-restart on power
Standard
$149
Newer budget — Galaxy A-series, Moto G
  • More RAM, faster apps
  • Better battery life
  • Android 14–16
  • Tested 7/7
Pro
$249
Pixel / OnePlus / S-series class
  • Headroom for heavy tasks
  • Better camera and mic
  • Longer software support
  • Tested 7/7
Custom
Quoted
Bring your own, or we source it
  • You ship a device to configure
  • Or we buy the model you want
  • Premium or rugged options
  • Tested 7/7

Buying more than one? Multiples are priced per handset with a setup discount — ask for a bundle quote. Each device is independent, so one going down never takes the others with it.

Compatibility

What runs the agent well

Honestly? The bar is low, because the model is not running on the phone. Any modern Android handset works. These are the ones worth asking for.

Device classExamplesTypical used priceGood forFit
BudgetMotorola Moto G / E, Samsung Galaxy A0x–A1x under $100Chat, browsing, light automationExcellent
Mid-rangeGalaxy A16 / A17 / A3x, Moto G 2026 $100–$200Everyday agent work, more apps openExcellent
Upper midPixel 7 / 7a, OnePlus 9, Galaxy S21 $150–$350Heavy multitasking, better camera, longer updatesExcellent
FlagshipPixel 8 / 9, Galaxy S23+ $300–$600Premium builds, best sensors, years of supportOverkill
TabletAny Android 12+ tablet $80–$300Big screen agent, desk companionWorks, bulky

Minimum we recommend: Android 12 or newer, 3 GB RAM, 32 GB storage, working Wi-Fi. Below that it runs, but slowly. Prices above are typical second-hand market ranges and move constantly — we quote the actual handset before you commit.

Don't have a usable phone? Tell us the model you want and we'll source it, configure it and ship it ready to plug in.

Included with every device

Tested, not promised.

Acceptance tested

Seven real tasks run on the device before it ships. If any fails, it does not go out.

Identity set up

Its own email address and phone number — or a free Google Voice number — configured and verified.

Plug-in ready

Auto-starts after a power cut, no input needed. A one-page card tells you how to reach it and how to revoke access.

Questions

The things people ask

Do I have to pay you every month?

No. You buy the device once and it's yours. You pay only your AI provider for usage on your own API key — typically a few dollars a month for normal use. There is an optional care plan if you want us to handle updates and replacements, but it is not required.

Which AI key do I need?

Any compatible provider. We show you how to create a key on setup — it takes about five minutes. Because it's your key, your usage and your data stay yours.

Why not just use an app on my own phone?

Because then it stops working when you use your phone, it sees only what you show it, and it shares your accounts and your battery. This is a separate body: always on, always available, and it can't touch your personal device.

Isn't a cheap phone too slow for AI?

No — and this is the part people get backwards. The model runs in the cloud. The phone only has to run Android, a browser and the agent runtime. A $99 handset handles that comfortably. You are not buying a computer, you are buying a body.

What happens if it breaks?

One device stops, nothing else. Unlike a shared server where one bad change can take everything down, each agent is isolated with its own storage, its own identity and its own connection.

Can I have more than one?

Yes, and that's where it gets interesting — five devices work five jobs in parallel, each with its own number and email. Ask for a bundle quote.

Does it need a SIM card?

Not necessarily. It works on Wi-Fi, or with a free Google Voice number for calls and texts. A cheap SIM is optional if you want a real mobile number on it.

One plug. One assistant. Yours.

Devices from $99 — configured, tested and ready to plug in.